We really are one bad Anne Hathaway movie away from a recession, huh?
Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway
Analysts warn the U.S. economy has become dangerously over-reliant on Anne Hathaway films, which now account for 63% of exports. With no sequel to Prada or Interstellar on the horizon, experts fear a bust. The remaining 37% of exports are Robert Pattinson and Zendaya movies.
Source: Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 19, 2026.
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