The Brewers won the division and the Pirates won a free four-hour seminar on what a functioning bullpen looks like.
Brewers Clinch NL Central as Misiorowski Dominates Pirates
The Milwaukee Brewers clinched the NL Central title with a win over the Pittsburgh Pirates, powered by a dominant start from rookie right-hander Jacob Misiorowski. The victory sealed Milwaukee's division crown and locked up their place in the postseason, while Pittsburgh's loss dropped the Pirates further out of contention. The Brewers now head into October as division champions.
Source: Brewers Clinch NL Central as Misiorowski Dominates Pirates — TSN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 16, 2026.
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