Smalling's transfer saga is giving 'old man at the club' energy, except the club is football and the old man is 34.
Chris Smalling on Ferguson, Mourinho and his free-agent limbo
Chris Smalling, 34, is without a club after leaving Roma, reminiscing about his Manchester United days under Ferguson and Mourinho while searching for a new team. The former England defender remains a free agent, with interest from clubs in Italy and Saudi Arabia but no deal yet.
Source: Chris Smalling on Ferguson, Mourinho and his free-agent limbo — BBC
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