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Private equity now dominates England's biggest daycare chains
Research has revealed that private equity firms now control 11 of the 20 largest childcare providers in England. The trend has raised significant alarms regarding the quality of care and the sustainability of operations, as concerns grow over whether these businesses are prioritising profit margins over essential early-years development.
Source: Private equity now dominates England's biggest daycare chains — The Guardian
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