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FCA urged to probe Barclays over lender collapse
The Financial Conduct Authority is facing growing pressure to launch an independent probe into Barclays following the collapse of a mortgage lender linked to the banking giant. Critics argue the bank's deep involvement with the firm makes an internal review about as objective as a shark reviewing its own bite marks.
Source: FCA urged to probe Barclays over lender collapse — The Times
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