Finally, I can afford to buy a window-less shed in a suburb I can't pronounce.
Perth property market: The Perth suburbs where home values are starting to drop
The Perth property market, which saw sustained, meteoric growth over the past few years, is showing early signs of softening as prices begin to dip in select suburbs. While long-term owners remain comfortably ahead, hopeful buyers are finally seeing a cooling trend after years of aggressive, record-breaking competition.
Source: Perth property market: The Perth suburbs where home values are starting to drop — SMH.com.au
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