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Uber abruptly exits Nigeria and Uganda markets
Uber is ceasing operations in Nigeria and Uganda effective immediately, citing the challenging economic environment and the need for fiscal discipline. This exit marks a significant retreat for the tech giant from two key African markets, leaving millions of users and drivers scrambling for alternatives in regions where the platform struggled to bridge the gap between global pricing and local purchasing power.
Source: Uber abruptly exits Nigeria and Uganda markets — bbc.co.uk
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