allegedly, the toast will be buttered.
At least part of Star Citizen will finally be out soon, allegedly
Star Citizen, the space MMO from Wing Commander creator Chris Roberts, has now been crowdfunded to roughly a billion dollars. Roberts and his backers have long promised it will do everything from butter your toast to cure cancer — just as soon as it releases. A portion of the game is reportedly, allegedly, finally nearing some form of availability.
Source: At least part of Star Citizen will finally be out soon, allegedly — BoingBoing
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