Nature waited four billion years to unionize, and its first demand was our road signs.
Drivers Break Speed Limit Because Trees Ate the Signs
Residents in an unnamed town report that overgrown hedges and tree limbs have swallowed road signs whole, so drivers blow past limits they never saw. The city says trimming is on a schedule; the schedule says 2027. Motorists caught speeding by camera argue the shrubbery is the real lawbreaker here. Nobody has volunteered to fine a bush.
Source: Drivers Break Speed Limit Because Trees Ate the Signs — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 13, 2026.
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