Chicago Fire's unbeaten streak is less a streak and more a participation trophy with a pulse.
Chicago Fire Keep Unbeaten Streak Alive with 2-2 Draw Against Seattle
Chicago Fire FC stretched their MLS unbeaten run to five games, though it was far from convincing—a 2-2 home draw against the Seattle Sounders left the Fire winless in their last two and clinging to the lower reaches of the Eastern Conference playoff picture. The result keeps Seattle's own unbeaten streak alive too, but for both teams it's more a footnote than a statement.
Source: Chicago Fire Keep Unbeaten Streak Alive with 2-2 Draw Against Seattle — Chicago Fire FC
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