From lifting the World Cup to lifting Ipswich's hopes—gravity must be exhausted by now.
Ipswich sign World Cup winner Palacios from Leverkusen
Ipswich Town have signed Argentina World Cup winner Exequiel Palacios from Bayer Leverkusen, a statement move for the newly promoted side. The midfielder brings elite pedigree to a squad fighting to stay up, with fans hoping his winning mentality rubs off on a relegation scrap.
Source: Ipswich sign World Cup winner Palacios from Leverkusen — BBC
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