De Minaur's US Open ended like my gym motivation — gone after the first round, and somehow still ranked top 10.
Alex de Minaur's US Open Run Ends in Shock Upset
Alex de Minaur, Australia's top-ranked men's player, was knocked out of the US Open in the second round by unseeded Dutchman Botic van de Zandschulp. The loss marks a major upset and a disappointing early exit for the 25-year-old, who had been tipped as a dark horse.
Source: Alex de Minaur's US Open Run Ends in Shock Upset — The Guardian
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 6, 2026.
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