Somewhere in the North East, a hill is laughing at 60,000 people who paid for the privilege of being its cardio.
Great North Run 2026 Guide: Hills, Hype, and 60,000 Runners
The AJ Bell Great North Run, one of the world's largest half marathons, returns in 2026, drawing tens of thousands of runners to tackle the scenic but punishing route from Newcastle to South Shields. Entrants pay a premium for the experience, braving the region's infamous hills and unpredictable weather.
Source: Great North Run 2026 Guide: Hills, Hype, and 60,000 Runners — greatrun.org
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