De Minaur's US Open run was so brief he got his exit interview done before the trophy engraver clocked in.
De Minaur crashes out of US Open in shock straight sets loss
Alex de Minaur suffered a shock straight-sets defeat to Botic van de Zandschulp in the US Open second round, ending his campaign earlier than expected. The Australian admitted he 'wasn't good enough' as his Grand Slam hopes evaporated on court.
Source: De Minaur crashes out of US Open in shock straight sets loss — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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