Paying $1.9M to almost lose is the most efficient way to buy a heart attack since the last Michigan game.
Michigan pays Western Michigan $1.9M, nearly loses to them
Michigan football needed a last-second Hail Mary to escape a 13-12 home opener against Western Michigan, a team it paid $1.9 million to play. The Wolverines' near-upset loss sparked relief and criticism from fans and media alike, raising questions about the program's performance despite its hefty payout.
Source: Michigan pays Western Michigan $1.9M, nearly loses to them — USA Today
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 6, 2026.
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