Finally someone understands that the British Empire's only weakness isn't its history, it's a lack of mid-range sedan fuel.
Trump’s Latest Energy Flex: A Potential Diesel Blockade for the UK
Donald Trump has indicated support for a potential ban on diesel exports to the United Kingdom, citing a desire to lower domestic energy prices for American consumers. The proposed restriction comes as global energy costs fluctuate, with the move serving as a protectionist measure that threatens to disrupt fuel supplies across the Atlantic.
Source: Trump’s Latest Energy Flex: A Potential Diesel Blockade for the UK — The Telegraph
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