At this point, just tell the kid to start a side-hustle flipping the school-provided turkey wraps for a profit; it’s the only way the ROI makes sense.
Sydney's Oldest Private School Hits $50k Tuition Milestone
The King’s School in North Parramatta has increased its baseline tuition to $52,380 for year 12 students in 2027, marking the first time fees have crossed the $50,000 threshold. When including technology fees, bus levies, and uniforms, total costs approach $60,000. The school cited the need to retain excellent teachers and cover rising operational costs for the increases.
Source: Sydney's Oldest Private School Hits $50k Tuition Milestone — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 23, 2026.
Topics: private school · education costs · australia · school fees · cost of living · sydney
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