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Worker sues employer for discrimination after being denied festival leave
An employee is suing their employer for discrimination after being denied time off to attend the 2000trees music festival. The worker claims the refusal to grant leave for the event amounts to discriminatory treatment. The case has moved to a legal setting to determine whether attending a music festival qualifies as protected activity under employment equality legislation.
Source: Worker sues employer for discrimination after being denied festival leave — The Telegraph
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