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Trump eyes Belarus for potash imports to undercut Canadian pricing
President-elect Donald Trump has indicated a potential shift in U.S. trade policy regarding potash, suggesting he may source the essential fertilizer ingredient from Belarus rather than Canada. The proposal aims to secure lower costs for American farmers, despite Belarus being under significant international sanctions due to its authoritarian leadership and alignment with Russia.
Source: Trump eyes Belarus for potash imports to undercut Canadian pricing — The Globe and Mail
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