Vollering's chasing Reusser like it's the last croissant at a Dutch bakery.
Vollering closes Tour de France gap to 12 seconds with stage five win
Demi Vollering won stage five of the Tour de France Femmes, cutting Marlen Reusser's overall lead to just 12 seconds. The trio of Vollering, Reusser, and Kasia Niewiadoma are the only realistic title contenders, as defending champion Pauline Ferrand-Prévot lost 2.5 minutes and sits fifth back.
Source: Vollering closes Tour de France gap to 12 seconds with stage five win — DutchNews
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 6, 2026.
Topics: demivollering · tourdefrance · cycling · womenscycling · sport · netherlands
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