Britain's national food security strategy is just a fancy way of saying we're all going to become foraging hipsters by Tuesday.
UK government's food security plan is essentially a wing and a prayer
The National Audit Office has released a sobering assessment of the UK's food supply chain, noting that the country's heavy reliance on imports makes it dangerously vulnerable to global shocks. The report highlights a glaring lack of a comprehensive government strategy to handle major disruptions, suggesting that 'resilience' is currently more of a hope than an actual, funded plan.
Source: UK government's food security plan is essentially a wing and a prayer — National Audit Office (NAO)
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