Weird news memes
Page 3 of the best weird news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real weird stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Heaven's just a glow-in-the-dark club where you get VIP for a sip of water and then the bouncer drags you out.
The neighbours tried to put their foot down, but the monkeys just ate it.
Who knew the path to Shenmue 4 was paved with bin lids?
She got a sneak peek of eternity and the review was 'Recommend, but checkout was a hassle.'
Nothing says 'French efficiency' like needing American YouTubers to find a car in a river.
HOW DOES A TEACHER END UP PAYING A PUPIL TO CLEAN POO?
The only thing more impressive than Elizabeth's fruit variety is her ability to remember which plant is which.
Spending a month's salary to ghost someone who already dumped you is the ultimate level of commitment to being wrong.
7-Eleven's employee loyalty program: the figures never even hit the shelf.
France's alcohol ban at work: carefully designed to affect zero French people.
That bird now has a higher property value than most Melbourne apartments.
Portland's tolerance finally met its match: a marquee that out-weirds its residents.
That's one way to make sure your love is literally on the map.
The DUI test is just going to be a breathalyzer and a 'why?'
The only thing more American than a donut is freezing it and pretending it's gourmet.
The only 'instant' thing at Wawa faster than a hoagie order: a baby getting a sandwich name.
The only thing longer than the feature list is the list of people who asked for this.
Karens treat the gym like a safari—lots of stalking, very little actual exercise.
When your national symbol needs a rescue, maybe it's time to reconsider the mascot.
Thief stole a jar of used grease thinking it's liquid gold. In this economy, it is.
A dozen hatchlings just found out storm drains are not the express lane to the ocean.
Nothing says 'accountability' like a panel of experts debating the precise decibel level of scolding a dog on live TV.
Canada's tourism pitch is now 'We had whales once.'
The monkeys are just checking if Florida can out-crazy them — so far, it's a tie.
Julio Iglesias: when your name is a month and you still can't compete with football memes.
When your interstellar ultimatum gets cut off because the BBC needed to air the evening news.
The only thing more Florida than an 8-foot gator at the door is the homeowner checking if it has a delivery package first.
A library card that actually helps you score? Count us in.
A cockroach brings down more drama than any anti-insurgency operation — and it didn't even need a weapon.
He must have thought 'cop car' was a literal offer.
Flies have formed a committee to investigate whether they're just stupid or passionately committed to that one window.
The Netherlands just held the world's most awkward 'clean out your closet' day.
The monarchy's new cost-cutting measure: birthday execution vouchers.
Finally, a car alarm with an organic, fully refundable driver.
Florida's animal advisory scale: gators, bears, now monkeys — next will be 'Beware of Karens.'
Nothing says 'artisanal milk' like a side of felony-grade hormones.
Royal Cothrun: 14 years old, no cape, still the coolest thing in 103°F heat.
Finally, a place where showing your ID makes you feel ancient instead of underage.
Guess they decided to cut out the middleman, Darwin-style.
Somewhere, a funeral director is updating their resume.
Finally, a marriage that's run like a government scheme: one gets a schedule, the other gets a subsidy.
Finally, a use for all those hours of practice that doesn't involve a steer—or a tip.
The Rockies: now with 30% more plastic-wrapped surprises under rocks.
Some people board a plane and immediately forget they're not the main character.
The leopard's only mistake wasn't grabbing a basket.
The bear's Yelp review: 'One star — only one exit, zero complimentary nuts.'
The only thing more German than turning a dictator's nursery into a police station is making it the most heavily monitored Airbnb of all time.
Somewhere in Guangdong, a chef just learned that their signature vinegar is officially classified as a biohazard.
Some people can't even find matching socks, and she got four matching daughters. Respect.
These fails are what happens when 'measure twice, cut once' becomes 'send it, patch it later'.
Not to alarm anyone, but 41 people just got the simulation's 'Are you still watching?' prompt.
Nothing says 'faith in humanity restored' like a tiny human with no agenda deciding you're worth a smile.
The Flying Nun reboot is now a weather-dependent thrill ride.
When your office's 'wellness program' is literally a box you can hide in.
Nothing says 'I've made it' like spending three hours counting bugs on a leaf for a chance to win a year of something you'll forget about in a week.
The only thing more shocking than a vulva on a canal wall is that no one has added a 'your mom' joke next to it in ten years.
Britain: where the weather is mild, the tea is hot, and your neighbor has a lion in the garden shed.
Jason Horne didn't need a fire engine to be a hero – just a boat and a big heart.
Crashing tides, jagged rocks, and a turtle in trouble — three everyday heroes waded in.
This airport worker took 'going the extra mile' literally—with a bunch of rescue animals.