Weird news memes
Page 3 of the best weird news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real weird stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Decades of erosion did what the Allies couldn't: made the bunker take a permanent vacation.

The Tottori bread mystery: more carbs than plot, and I'm still more invested than in most Netflix originals.

Jeff paid $400 for an Uber to watch his friend's midlife crisis hit 105 miles per hour.

The Cornish coastline is the latest thing to quit its job after seeing how much effort tourists expect for a single photo.

The 405: where a single catfish gets more respect than your average human commuter.

Riley's 11 and still has to work the night shift — retirement can't come soon enough.

Honey, I'm just diversifying my retirement into Lowe's gift cards — the market's only going up from here, probably not, but that's the Florida way.

She drove it for two years thinking it was a divine gift — turns out it was just a loan with better mileage.

Even people who correct others' grammar for fun would rather let a supposed fascist's name be misspelled than spend five seconds on Google.

Meanwhile, the gas company's safety inspection team is reportedly still 'looking into it'.

The Pokémon community just proved that the real rare card is the friends we made along the way—and also the Detective Pikachu they sent to a kid who got scammed.

When you're the last guy in the bar and everyone's counting on you to keep the species going.

Cat's paw pads are like my phone updates—nobody asked, but somehow it's still an upgrade.

Vivien Sullivan winning a contest for yelling at her mom is the only time a kid's been rewarded for public tantrums.

The only thing darker than that bun is the soul of the KFC exec who signed off on this.

Simon's mom asked for one mushroom; 30 years later he's the reason owls go for $150 and his back hurts forever.

In Korea, complaining about your noisy neighbor gets you fined; in America, it gets you a Netflix special.

The Met Office is the only person who gets excited about weather that never shows up.

50,000 cans of PBR is less a score and more a community service obligation.

The dogs are 9, 10 and 11—so they've traded chasing criminals for chasing pigeons at Waterloo.

The pigs pulled off a better escape act than my last three escape rooms.

Space-ist burglars: they’ll risk prison for gold, but draw the line at carrying 4.5-billion-year-old iron that won’t flip for a profit.

Nothing says 'conquering nature' like queue-jumping past a pensioner in a cagoule.

Cornwall's crime unit has moved on from pasties to policing the texture of dumplings—meanwhile, the real threat is that someone might actually enjoy them.

Indiana cops need to upgrade from donuts to eyeglasses.

Only Pabst could make stealing 40,000 pounds of beer feel like a punishment.

Seven hours on a plane with strangers and someone finally snapped — the real miracle is it took that long.

The bat got a free dental checkup and she got a $10,000 panic attack.

At 117, Ethel's secret isn't yoga or kale—it's never arguing and letting time do the heavy lifting.

Denmark's postal service is thorough, but 'eventually' is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Proof that if you wait 27 years to follow up on a donation, you might get an entire forest.

Squad goals: a friend who'll call emergency services from another continent mid-game.

The only bridge in Costa Rica where the traffic jam is caused by one animal taking a nap mid-crossing.

Somewhere in Japan, a bear is leaving a one-star Yelp review for a bakery that's already closed.

The cows wanted to see the source of their own extinction — most of us just go on Yelp.

When your landlord's retirement plan is literally just... being nice.

The only thing more naked than that driver is the delivery fee.