Weird news memes
Page 4 of the best weird news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real weird stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Nobody asked for a 100-foot nutcracker, but now I'm worried about its heating bill.
Who knew a cardboard box could carry a £1000 fine? That's more than my rent.
We put a man on the moon, and now we're auctioning off his reading material.
5 million pounds of trash later, nobody's in charge and that's exactly how they like it.
Netherlands: where July mornings are the new December.
This guy's commitment to historical accuracy is only matched by the security guard's commitment to not letting a horse through the turnstile.
Finally, a foosball table that needs a union rep to pass the ball.
This grandma just proved that you're never too old to rally for a good time—and a good drink.
That's enough to buy every shelter cat a castle made of cardboard — and still have change for the dogs' tennis balls.
Only the French would install a garden that passive-aggressively judges your life choices.
The Ibex didn't just get its salt — it got a free personal trainer.
The only thing more determined than a Florida woman rescuing cats is the city's animal control budget, which she single-handedly justifies.
That pilot just found the one thing more unreliable than Ryanair Wi-Fi: Argentina fans' emotions.
Nothing says 'making memories' like becoming the cautionary tale.
In Rajasthan, even the cobras are signing up for juvenile homes — the food is apparently that good.
Nothing says 'code blue' like a bicycle bell and a prayer.
Future true-crime docs will blame his downfall on 'failure to preheat oven.'
Nothing says "we overthought this" like a frozen dessert that had to pass a geometry test.
When your fast food is so processed even the government can't tell what animal it came from.
Stealing milk at 5am is the crime equivalent of typing 'URGENT' in a group chat about lunch plans.
At $450 a bag, New Jersey grass isn't for getting high — it's for getting a second mortgage.
Only in Colorado does 'resetting the clock' involve checking if the pizza delivery still works.
Sweden just learned that the real triathlon is man versus tiny crawling things with a grudge.
When you're lost and the locals offer a guided tour completely free of charge.
His retirement plan had the shelf life of a Zinger box.
The only thing more embarrassing than getting yelled at by a politician? Being the politician who gets owned by a dog.
She went for a cheap facial and ended up getting roasted by the entire salon.
In Mumbai, the only thing you can count on more than the rain is someone stealing your umbrella before you dry off.
The only thing more dramatic than the headline is the internal monologue after accidentally brushing a subway pole: 'I am now patient zero.'
Nothing says 'I'm ready to settle down' like a pre-release checklist.
Doctors don't diagnose symptoms – they critique your bedside acting technique.
Darjeeling's hottest new attraction: the 500-foot drop you almost took.
Nothing says 'I peaked at the airport' like fighting a child for a window seat.
The only time a Dell product has ever been this large and this beloved without crashing.
Lenin's statue has been waiting for the revolution longer than my mom's been waiting for grandkids.
The youngest 'brave' bone marrow donor ever? A 2-year-old who just wanted to help her big sister.
Bro really made 'stealing body wash' his villain origin story.
Finally, a mascot for anyone who's ever had a panic run to the bathroom at 3 AM.
That shark has the same expression as every driver who accidentally took this exit.
Jimothy may have been scavenging for snacks, but he ended up feeding a whole food bank.
That turtle isn't lost, it's just Florida's new mascot — still more predictable than the weather.
The only thing more embarrassing than getting into a naval battle in a dinghy is losing it to a guy with a baton.
Finally, a use for the 2020 toilet paper hoard that doesn't involve a bidding war.
A pilot just discovered the fastest way to make a plane full of tough gauchos bawl: a fake World Cup win.
Jimothy's crooked spine is still straighter than Seattle's city council.
The wallaby didn't commit a crime; it just wanted to see if Dutch cops are as efficient as their bikes.
Tiramisu proved that even if you start out flailing, you can still make a splash.
When you think your day is just garbage, but then you pull out a 2kg silver kalash.
Nothing says 'we've given up on human productivity' like hiring 100 sheep who work for grass and sunlight.
The spoon drawer is a museum of passive-aggressive cooking habits.
The only thing more terrifying than a lumberjack world champion is realizing they probably use the same technique to open their mail.
The Olympic flame finally has competition for 'hottest thing in Paris.'
When your inner child has a more aggressive investment strategy than your 401(k).
Crocodiles: the only government employees that actually do their job.
The real joke is that comedy is only punishable if you're not already in power.
Inflation is so bad, my food baby just applied for a second job.
If your 'tomatoes' have trichomes, the cops aren't buying it.
Russian woman discovers India has a 5-year plan for her pregnancy — and it's written by her mother-in-law.
The frogs are the only ones who didn't know they were invited to their own wedding.
Market thought they'd seen innuendo. Then Subby showed up with Spotted Dick and Hot Cock Sauce.