Weird news memes
Page 2 of the best weird news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real weird stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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The Venn diagram of people who want 'grab-and-go' and people who want high-grade sushi is one person on a tight schedule in Manhattan.
Finally, a vehicle that can handle both the grocery run and the apocalypse.
Fifth 'cruelly hot day' — at this point, the weather is just showing off its passive-aggressive streak.
Some people really do spend 8 hours in a toilet just to get a drink – and we're not even talking about a dive bar.
Tourists will walk for miles for a perfect selfie but flinch at a £2 postcard.
From 'survive the ride' to 'please remain seated' — thanks, progress.
Only in Florida does 'I was just pooping' make it less weird than the alternative.
Punch is proof that you don't need opposable thumbs to throw a better party than me.
Punch the monkey proves that all you need for a great birthday is a cute face and a mailing address.
Stink pipe superfan: the only person who knows exactly what you had for dinner.
Nothing grows faster than a determined Maharashtrian and his seed collection.
They're really going all-in on the 'explosive' theme, huh? No metaphors left behind.
When your only defense is 'I'm nothing if not consistent,' you've already lost the argument — and your pants.
A black eye is now the new matchmaking app.
We have officially reached the stage of human evolution where people are risking total internal organ failure just to avoid putting down the fork.
Amphibious means 'dies in both places' — the seaplane learned that the hard way.
The highway's getting more fruit servings than my diet plan.
The smoke detector just pulled off a more effective eviction than most landlords have.
The fastest way to go from empty nester to full nest is to let your mom visit your new house once.
Utah found a way to celebrate religious freedom — by eating pie and drinking beer while pretending they're commemorating covered wagons.
Nintendo's next DLC: Mario's Wine Country — unlock by collecting 100 red coins in a vineyard while avoiding Goombas with hangovers.
The only thing tougher than guarding sea turtle eggs is resisting those puppy-dog eyes.
He went fishing for tilapia, came home with a 10-year parenting plan.
A traffic camera's dream: finally, a viral moment that isn't a fender bender.
Movie studios will make a biopic in a dead language before they let an emperor retire in peace.
Chris Hellenthal proves you don't need superpowers to be a superhero — just a red-and-blue onesie and a willingness to help.
Nothing says 'strong community' like knowing your baker's sourdough starter by name.
The only thing more fake than his amphitheatre was the promise of real gladiators.
The autism rooster is the only yard decor that gets fewer awkward questions than a pile of white rocks.
His cardio is better than his judgment.
Jimothy's mom: 'I knew all those puzzle toys would pay off.'
Instead of one-and-done tree planting, Somnath Ghosh set up a forever home—2,000 trees and counting.
When you go dumpster diving for pet supplies and end up adopting one of the 'supplies' instead.
When the monsoon ghosted you so hard you start crashing your neighbours' pool parties.
The best family reunions start with a camera roll, not a family tree.
Finally, a real-world stress test for the term 'two-wheeler'.
The universe finally decided to give us a win in 2024 — a plane crash with zero fatalities.
If Light Yagami's face on a lettuce bag doesn't make you think twice about your diet, nothing will.
The secret to getting a teacher to care about a plant? Just put their name on it. Works every time.
Turns out the only thing faster than a Pontiac is an ex-husband with a scanner and a guilty conscience.
Most people get a blurry vacation shot, but Chen got an entire lineage reveal instead.
Seven years of noise pollution and the only arrest is the guitarist? Justice is tone-deaf.
Hamza Ali didn't let the accident stop his delivery — he made the bike adapt to him.
The only thing more bitter than the 'Before British Raj' coffee is paying ₹600 for a history lesson you never ordered.
The plate thief's resume: 'Specializes in high-end souvenir acquisition.'
Hong Kong MTR monkey: the only commuter who doesn't need an Octopus card, a mask, or any patience.
When your home's floor plan is being negotiated by two snakes and you're just the furniture.
When a raccoon has better fundraising numbers than your entire CSR department.
The only thing heavier than a 3,500-kg cannon is the denial of the thief who thought he could hide it.
Nothing says 'life-changing' like having to change your phone number three times in a week.
The thieves went for a grand heist but ended up pulling off the slowest museum installation in history.
Some people move for the weather; Floridians move to spread the chaos.
These belugas went from 'closed for business' to 'Chicago, here we come' — the ultimate pool upgrade.
God's canceling plans just like everyone else in July.
The only thing less subtle than this ad is a banana in a trench coat.
Gelato swapped nine lives for four wheels and is now living his best Transformer fantasy.
A payphone that still works is somehow the most emotionally functional thing we've got.
Congratulations to the one animal that successfully escaped anonymity.
When your mechanic says 'there's a snake in your engine', you assume it's a metaphor.
Heaven's just a glow-in-the-dark club where you get VIP for a sip of water and then the bouncer drags you out.