Politics news memes
Page 3 of the best politics news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real politics stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Nitin Gadkari is out here treating national infrastructure like a GTA V cheat code while the rest of us just want a road that doesn't swallow our car whole.
It is not a government session if someone does not get accused of treason before lunch.
Atiku asking about the Service-Wide Vote is like asking a Nigerian prince to show itemized receipts.
Mahua Moitra complaining about her seating chart feels like the school valedictorian getting mad they have to share a desk with the kid who eats glue.
Barnaby Joyce just proved that the only thing he can actually govern is a barking dog.
Nothing says 'market efficiency' like a business model where you keep the profits but the taxpayers inherit the debt.
When you want to look like you're handling the flood but you're really just managing the optics.
Turns out the most reliable growth stock in the country is just having a last name that starts with G.
The only thing more committed to its schedule than this education board is the guy who shows up to his own surprise funeral.
City planners clearly misinterpreted the instruction to prioritize water conservation as an excuse to build impromptu reservoirs in the middle of every commute.
The only thing Trump loves more than his own name is a stage he's not supposed to be on.
Malaysian courts: where a 7-year trial is considered a 'minor delay'.
Nitin Gadkari thinks checking your own mileage is too complex, which is a bold stance for a man whose job is literally steering the entire country.
Somewhere in Baramati, a calendar is weeping because it knows it will never see the day Sharad Pawar actually hangs up his boots.
When your job title includes 'affairs' and HR takes it literally.
It is classic corporate-to-political pivot: buying the most expensive hardware available and then immediately demanding a budget increase to fix the 'safety' features you just bought.
Donald Trump crashing the World Cup trophy ceremony is just his way of ensuring the planet knows he can make anything about himself, even if he has to break into a locked stadium to do it.
The government is so terrified of a few thousand people walking that they’ve managed to turn a peaceful protest into the most exclusive ticket in Delhi.
Nature really looked at our travel itineraries and decided it was time to cancel the entire reservation.
Nothing says a relaxing vacation like paying premium rates to be trapped in a hotel room while the mountains dissolve outside your window.
The only thing more determined to ruin your 'relaxing' long weekend than your boss is a mountain that has finally decided it has had enough of tourists.
Sourav Joshi really looked at a nationwide water crisis and thought, 'What this needs is a giant, temporary bathtub for my main character energy.'
California weather has officially entered its 'everything is a disaster' era and honestly, I'm just here for the free indoor swimming.
It is genuinely impressive that we managed to find a policy change that makes the government look both stingy and completely irrelevant at the same time.
Imagine being the leader of a nation-state and losing sleep over a guy whose biggest daily struggle is managing the city's subway rats.
The fragility of the Himalayan transit network leaves thousands isolated at the mercy of the elements.
The collapse of this primary artery underscores the growing vulnerability of mountain infrastructure to extreme weather events.
Persistent infrastructure challenges highlight the vulnerability of local transit.
It only took a geological epoch and a few thousand near-death experiences for someone to realise that maybe roads shouldn't be built in a rock-tossing lottery.
The rapid onset of seasonal flash flooding has paralyzed travel, leaving families cut off from aid.
The irony of praying for salvation while the guys managing the till are busy working on their offshore exit strategy is just peak performance art.
The ex-Speaker's family really took the phrase 'roots in the community' too literally.
Imagine being the person tasked with explaining British interest rates to Donald Trump.
Imagine paying a premium to spend your annual leave doing extreme obstacle course training while your hotel slowly becomes a water feature.
Public safety remains the priority as volatile weather patterns test local readiness.
Farage calling a fraudster's gift 'undeclarable' is like a guy who sets his house on fire claiming he's just really committed to home heating.
Nobody is more committed to the bit than a YouTuber who keeps talking after their engine has physically exited the vehicle.
Somewhere a PR consultant is crying because 'beating critics with a slipper' is actually the most honest climate policy proposal we've heard all year.
Politicians fighting over who gets to count the donation box is the most honest thing they've done all year.
Most adults spend their entire lives avoiding accountability, and here is a kid doing it for free in an afternoon.
When your building plan is so legally airtight it requires a direct judicial intervention to stop the demolition crew from ruining the view.
Morawiecki polling whether to leave PiS is like asking a GPS for directions to your own divorce.
The city’s drainage system works perfectly if your goal is turning every ground-floor bedroom into a private saltwater aquarium.
The only thing more reliable than the monsoon forecast is the absolute dread of a school notification chime on a Tuesday morning.
Parliamentary sessions are the only place on earth where you get paid six figures to ignore your coworkers while pretending to work.
We just invented a new class of petrol for people who still think their Camry is a Ferrari.
Somewhere in Gaza, a faint, sarcastic cheer is heard.
Somehow, this is the public's fault for not wanting to pay extra for patriotism.
The only thing more humiliating than being ousted by your rival is having to write the termination letter yourself.
Somewhere a father is quietly apologising to his kid for only working hard.
The most exciting thing at the British CPAC was the silent auction for a slightly used tea cozy.
The only thing more reliable than Abhishek Banerjee's promises is a politician's willingness to leave the party they just swore loyalty to.
He's not anti-baby, he's just anti-baby-he-didn't-have-to-pay-for-himself.
My therapist told me to embrace the things I cannot change. So I guess I'm going to Himachal Pradesh.
Somewhere, a CDU party official is explaining that 'family values' just mean your *own* family, plus a surrogate.
Some people just love a good hypocrite origin story.
The only people who think a speech about election fraud can win an election are people who think 'red hats' are formal wear.
Somewhere a foster kid is thinking, 'guess my parents' DNA wasn't 'good enough' for the CDU/CSU.
The only thing more predictable than Trump launching a new investigation is the chaos it causes—and the complete lack of results.
Nothing says 'frivolous lawsuit' like getting fined for frivolous lawsuits.