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We really just invented a tax bracket for the 0.1% that has more loopholes than a crochet convention.

When your entire campaign strategy is basically just standing in the middle of a burning room and complaining that the fire isn't aesthetic enough.

Watching Ted Cruz and JD Vance fight for the party's soul is like watching two people argue over who gets to be the first one to delete their browser history.

Massachusetts voters really out here treating the Senate like a collection of vintage sourdough starters that just get more valuable the longer they sit in the dark.

The deepening security crisis in Europe demands a collective, resolute response.

The loss of a pioneer marks the end of a pivotal chapter in the fight for human rights.

The justice system is a grueling test of endurance for those left behind.

Finally, a way to make sure the middle class has zero disposable income left to accidentally buy a house with.

Being surprised that people don't like you after spending your career burning bridges is like jumping into a pool and acting shocked that you're wet.

We really reached a point where checking the CDC is considered a partisan act of defiance.

The skies above a conflict zone have become the latest theater for high-stakes escalation.

Handing someone the keys to the country right as the repo men arrive is the ultimate 'congratulations on your promotion' prank.

Nobody is impressed by a diplomat showing up to a forest fire with a cup of lukewarm water and a press release.

Trump is one map-reading session away from renaming the Pacific Ocean to 'Big Blue American Pond'.

Andy Burnham promising optimism on his first day is like a pilot wishing everyone a pleasant flight right after the engines have fallen off.

Giving birth in Ireland these days is basically the only subscription model where you are billed extra for the premium experience of not dying in a corridor.

Turns out the 'special relationship' has a thirty-day return policy and no gift receipt.

Resigning as an MP two months after getting the boot is the political version of a breakup where you wait for the Netflix password to stop working before you delete the account.

Richard Tice is currently doing the political equivalent of trying to sell luxury watches in a rural village’s community center.

The Supreme Court just ruled that the highest office in the land clearly needs a space to do the cha-cha while the rest of us struggle to find space to do the laundry.

The only difference between the last lot and this one is that the current guys take notes while they ignore us.

Diplomatic stability depends on restraint from neighboring military leadership.

When the Supreme Court treats your kitchen renovation like a constitutional crisis, you know the checks and balances have finally been replaced by an interior decorator.

The lasting weight of the tragedy is measured not just in numbers, but in the enduring pursuit of the truth.

It is not an alliance, it is just two kids sharing a singular brain cell and a suspiciously large pile of posters.

Federal land orders cannot override the treaty rights of a sovereign nation.

Nothing says prioritizing child safety like banning a YouTube video while letting strangers film your bathroom habits in 4K.

Sonia Gandhi releasing a memoir is like a magician publishing a book on how to perform tricks — it’ll be five hundred pages of misdirection and absolutely no mention of the trapdoor.

We really just watched the President turn a national landmark into a giant, radioactive bowl of guacamole.

Trump clearly thinks if he names it, he owns it, which is the exact same energy as a toddler trying to claim a public sandbox by peeing in the corner.

The US is really out here trying to charge Britain rent for a house they've lived in for two centuries.

The most Icelandic way to handle a massive geopolitical shift is to treat it like a group project where nobody wants to be the one to actually say yes.

Mark Carney showing up to debate Trump is like bringing a polite Canadian apology to a cage match where the other guy is already eating the referee.

The major parties spent so long ignoring the electorate that they didn't notice the furniture was starting to vote.

The Minister clearly read 'Animal Farm' and thought it was an instruction manual for school admissions.

The administration is currently trying to sell a war to a country that is mostly just mad about the price of cereal.

Turns out the most fragile thing in America isn't the political system, but the ink on a 156-year-old document.

Handing the keys to the state oil company to a guy who bankrupted a casino is certainly one way to diversify your portfolio.

London's transport system just realized it's about to be managed by a man whose most successful career move was finding the nearest exit.

Imagine holding onto a grudge so tightly that you’ve turned a quarterly dispute into a generational hobby.

Gordon Brown talking about Irish unity feels less like a geopolitical prediction and more like a guy at the pub announcing he's going to win the lottery.

Every populist's dream resume: 'Hated by the people I want to represent.'

Westminster just got a little more rowdy, mostly because the new guys are still trying to figure out which end of the microphone you hold.

When the entire policy handbook gets replaced by a thirst for likes, you know the ship isn't just sinking—it's being edited into a 15-second loop.

The irony of an MP policing a PR stunt is the most productive thing that balloon swarm has done all week.

When the people you spent four years radicalizing finally get a microphone, and suddenly you're the one being asked for a refund.

It's like a toddler giving himself a gold medal for not eating the crayons during nap time.

Birmingham is essentially legalizing the speed of a suburban dad pushing a lawnmower in flip-flops.

The most exclusive Moscow tourist attraction is clearly an unannounced visit from the guy who spends his life trying to track yours.