Everything else news memes
Page 6 of the best everything else news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real everything else stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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The only context that makes Pauline Hanson's White Australia comments look better is a podcast with Tommy Robinson.
The villain thought he was in a survival thriller, but the police arrived straight out of a Tom Cruise movie.
Every win is destiny until the next loss, then it's 'rebuilding phase.'
Kerala fishermen demand a ban on large trawlers, and the government responds with a committee — a 10-year delay dressed up as concern.
JD Vance's family planning: a new baby every election cycle.
The only thing more airy than that chocolate bar was the decade's collective memory of its flavor.
The fastest way to get a new identity is to argue with a cop about the old one.
Publix is the only place where following unwritten rules feels more important than the actual written ones.
Nobody expected the refrigerator box makeover to work — including the refrigerator.
My charity shop haul is usually a dusty jigsaw puzzle missing the corner piece, but sure, go ahead and manifest a hidden Hockney masterpiece.
Farouk Shousha's imagination works so hard his silence needs its own copyright.
Somewhere, a state scriptwriter is frantically updating the 'Disrupting Peace' manual to include breathing in the general direction of a dam.
AFRICAN HEATWAVE ALL WEEK. NOW VIOLENT STORMS AND A TEMPERATURE DROP.
The only thing more absurd than the disguise is that he thought farmers had spare cash.
Temple security: 'Only VVIPs can skip the queue' — thieves: 'Perfect, we're here to skip the line too.'
The government is really committed to the 'see no evil, hear no evil' strategy, except they've skipped straight to 'also do no investigating'.
The only thing more cringe than calling it 'the jab' is the way he pauses after saying it like he expects a high-five.
Imagine telling your grandmom you're studying for an exam, and she says, 'Me too.'
NYC weather just speedrunning the Book of Exodus.
When your 60-year-old 'baby' shows up at your retirement, you've done something right.
Finally, a way to experience Dubrovnik without paying 'Game of Thrones' rent on every photo.
Chennai restaurants serving 'wok-fired classics' at 700 degrees while the actual kitchen is just a guy with a microwave and a dream.
The only thing more exhausting than navigating a world not built for you is explaining basic physics to people who think 'disabled' is a synonym for 'inconvenienced'.
When your date is so bad you'd rather be on a secret mission with no backup.
Imagine training a neural network just to fill in bubbles like it's 1995.
ANDREW TATE WAS PULLED FROM HIS MIAMI COMPOUND. BRITAIN WANTS HIM BACK.
The only thing louder than the generator they tried to steal is the laughter from everyone who knows a forklift doesn't fit in a Honda.
Sardines went from 'emergency food' to 'mood board essential' in one influencer filter.
The US spent four years worrying about how to host the world, and zero years worrying about how to kick a ball.
Turns out the most exclusive degree in the world is the one that just gets you a one-way ticket to a secondary screening room.
The only thing more obsolete than a DVD-ROM is a millennial's ability to admit they still have a collection.
The HOA made a good decision? I'd have better luck teaching my landlord to fix a leak.
Nobody has ever taken a 'what extinct species are you' quiz and been surprised by the answer.
The real secret ingredient? Not having to wash the dishes.
Costco's secret menu is just combining things they sell separately; breaking news: you can also put a hot dog in a bun.
The audacity of asking a city legal desk if they have jurisdiction over international war crimes is the exact energy of a toddler asking their mom if they can fly a commercial airliner.
The outbreak has sickened thousands nationwide, prompting an FDA investigation.
The DM folded faster than a lawn chair against a 13-year-old's logic.
Ranking 14 pizza sauces teaches you that 'fine' is the highest compliment store-bought can earn.
The true test of artisanal bread isn't the crumb — it's whether the employee can say 'hand-kneaded' without the microwave beep drowning them out.
British people are just now learning that Americans treat their beverages like a polar bear's bathtub.
Andrew Tate's 'alpha male' empire just got a reality check — turns out the only thing faster than his Bugatti is a UK arrest warrant.
Nothing says 'land of opportunity' like asking your best graduates to leave so they can compete against you from abroad.
These dishes are the culinary equivalent of a war crime.
The only thing longer than Pune's food queues is its complaints list.
Trust issues: the only thing more stolen than the prasadam is Anil Mishra's reputation.
Laura Ingraham spent three minutes describing a man who doesn't exist and then called it normal.
That's not a heist, that's a flash sale with a gun.
TRUMP THREATENS TARIFFS ON CANADA FOR THEIR WILDFIRE SMOKE
Looks like Loyola College just made the internet a little brighter for everyone.
He took his protest to the hospital, but her love was the real lifeline.
The only thing discounted more than the phone is my dignity during EMI.
Nothing says premium quality like footwear that doubles as a choking hazard for toddlers.
Their friendship had 33 years of stamps before it got a handshake.
When a university backs its promise with ₹103 crore, that's not just a scholarship—it's a ladder.
When the Chinar leaves offer shade, the books do the rest.
SEVEN NIGHTS OF STRIKES. ONE MISSING SOLDIER. STRAIT OF HORMUZ: FROZEN.
AIPAC's donation cutoff moves faster than a Democratic primary challenger.
Singapore's got their priorities straight: World Cup > Early Morning Prayers.
The global economy discovers that all of its oil goes through one hallway, and someone just locked the door.