Nothing says premium quality like footwear that doubles as a choking hazard for toddlers.
Target Recalls Kids' Sandals Over Choking Risk from Pearls
Target is recalling children's sandals after 23 reports of detaching pearls, posing a choking risk. The company urges customers to return the product for a full refund.
Source: Target Recalls Kids' Sandals Over Choking Risk from Pearls — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
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