Everything else news memes
Page 5 of the best everything else news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real everything else stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Edas Wong's superpower is having the patience of a surveillance camera and the humor of a court jester.
They set out for financial stability and ended up saving lives — talk about an upgrade.
When your judgment is so original it's 95% someone else's homework.
BARNABY JOYCE YELLED AT HIS DOG ON ABC. THE DOG WAS THE SMARTEST ONE IN THE ROOM.
₹33.84 crore for 139 buses — every ₹24 lakh is a classroom on wheels for a child who had no ride before.
DELIVERED FOOD FOR YEARS. WON CHINA'S TOP LITERARY PRIZE.
Dating is just inflation with a side of silence.
The government now has a weekly standing meeting with 'India's Unhappy'—agenda item: everything.
Finally, a court ruling that turns the mid-life crisis into a long-term financial subscription model.
Nothing says 'we were here first' like drumming in front of a church built from your temple's stones.
More boat rides than a Venice tourist, and significantly less overpriced espresso.
For 56 years, Ramchandra has been proving that a good thing is worth keeping cheap.
The real trick is making your friends think you're unpredictable, when actually you just read a Reddit thread.
The TSA's policy on tattoos is simple: if we can see it, we'll pat it down.
Harvard is currently explaining that charity begins abroad just to avoid the awkward question of why tuition costs more than a small island nation.
Nothing says solidarity like 16 grown men rocking a car like it's a carnival ride.
The village was probably named after a lord called Poppo — which, in German, is also slang for ‘butt’.
Nothing says elite academic integrity like realizing your admissions department has a 'Foreign Currency Only' sign on the vending machine.
The only medal David Hearn's winning this season is for 'Most Creative Use of a Public Water Feature'.
Shebbear's rock-flipping tradition: the only thing slower than the Devil's escape plan is a Windows update.
Korea's weather has become a couple's therapy session: one won't stop crying, the other is having a hot flash.
Finally, a museum where the dead get the last laugh.
Turns out stardom is exhausting — even for an eagle.
The only prescription these fraudsters need is a dose of jail time.
The only thing more reliable than a protest being ignored is the government pretending they didn't hear it happen.
It's been open since 1851, and the owner still asks about your kids by name — now that's a loyalty program.
The real hack is accepting that no customization makes a $12 sub feel like a steal.
It’s genuinely impressive how much energy the system spends trying to suppress someone who just wants the Himalayas to stop turning into a construction site.
The only thing colder than a Canberra winter is the wait for a heater repair.
Government departments having a public disagreement with their own past decisions is the only stable relationship in this country.
One hundred and thirty-four students got a pat on the back from the government, and honestly? That's 134 more than most of us got for our report cards.
55 little faces, one big smile — proof that a little kindness goes a long way.
The government is treating basic survival like a high-stakes scavenger hunt where the prize for losing is just being hungry.
The only thing older than the exhibits is the excuse to escape homework.
The stone reached its destination before the railways finished forming the committee.
The only thing more American than fireworks at an immigration court is the federal investigation that follows.
It’s truly a special kind of devotion when the only thing disappearing faster than the evidence is the money itself.
The ICPC chairman just learned that the road to fighting corruption is paved with POS machines.
Tom McKievick's attendance record is so perfect, even his immune system has full benefits.
The only thing she was too old for was listening to people who said she couldn't.
The real hack is discovering that 'the secret menu' is just the regular menu you never bothered to read.
Trader Joe's 'Asian' aisle is what happens when someone describes a dish they saw on a food blog to a focus group of Midwestern dads.
Turns out, the only thing rarer than the birds was a friendship that hatched from a pair of binoculars.
This lawsuit is the most honest thing a lawyer has ever done: blaming the bank for not reading his mind.
Somewhere, an exhausted parent currently paying for three different IIT coaching centers just threw their coffee across the room.
A 5% lung function and a 100% will to live — that's the equation for a miracle.
She swapped the IV drip for the barbell — and hit 80 kg with a smile.
She ordered paneer and got a masterclass in supply chain — Blinkit really is the IIM of the gig economy.
When you treat Amazon's return policy like a cheat code and it works for 10 whole days — respect.
A town of 9,800 people calling themselves the 'capital of the world' is the most American thing since fireworks.
A patient's family shouldn't need a court order for proper medical care.
The Vance baby's first word will probably be 'actually', but at least he can't filibuster yet.
Nothing says 'I'm serious about change' like acing a math paper at age 63.
It’s nice to know that even a century ago, the most reliable way to get a promotion was to wait for everyone else to finally realize you were doing all the work.
Iced Capp fans just learned what it's like to be a Blockbuster employee watching Netflix.
This pizza has less meat than the word 'meat' has letters.
ITZY Ryujin fixes her outfit on stage, and the internet acts like she just committed a crime.
Politicians trying to edit their chatbots is the closest they'll ever get to a truth serum.
Trump treating the World Cup medal ceremony like a vending machine — same greeting, no change.
Swiggy Instamart delivering a flying taxi before Ola gets its electric cars out.