The true test of artisanal bread isn't the crumb — it's whether the employee can say 'hand-kneaded' without the microwave beep drowning them out.
The Bakery Red Flag You Can Spot As Soon As An Employee Starts Talking
A bakery employee's over-the-top description of handmade croissants becomes suspicious when the customer notices a microwave behind the counter. The red flag: if the sales pitch includes specific numbers like '108 layers' or 'hand-laminated,' but the pastries are still microwaved.
Source: The Bakery Red Flag You Can Spot As Soon As An Employee Starts Talking — The Takeout
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