The Vance baby's first word will probably be 'actually', but at least he can't filibuster yet.
US Vice President JD Vance announces birth of baby boy
US Vice President JD Vance and his wife welcomed a baby boy, adding a new chapter to their family. The announcement comes amid Vance's history of controversial remarks on family and dependency.
Source: US Vice President JD Vance announces birth of baby boy — India Today
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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