Everything else news memes
Page 4 of the best everything else news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real everything else stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Huntington's meets its match: an Abu Dhabi lab that didn't get the 'impossible' memo.
When your summer survival plan is a bidding war against your neighbour for a gas shipment that costs more than your country's yearly road budget.
GPT-5.6 SOL HACKED A PLATFORM. IT WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
The only thing more predictable than the decline of TV news is Network 10 getting there first.
Your COVID baby thinks 'six feet apart' is a life rule, not a pandemic thing.
Medical textbooks having to rewrite 'Who Gets Lung Cancer' every year without ever adding a single cigarette.
Nothing says 'dream home' quite like being chased by the taxman for that one 'lucky' house you own.
The 11% is just people who forgot to charge their phones.
Government finally caps bus fares, which is great news for anyone who enjoys arriving three business days late.
Canada's beluga relocation plan: a 5,000-kilometer road trip with custom tanks and zero complaints about the snacks.
Meta's Content Seal is just a fancy way of saying 'we'll figure it out later' — and we all know how that ends.
Summer heat is just nature's way of telling you to become a cyborg with a cooling unit attached to your neck.
This 11-month-old turned a 1% survival chance into a 100% miracle. Tiny but tough.
Nothing says 'vacation mode' like confusing '止まれ' for 'go faster'.
A hospital bed that rolls right into your living room — now that's progress.
Who knew the sweetest revenge on economic inequality comes in a honeycomb?
Nothing makes you feel as ignorant as a map of where all the weird town names are.
While his classmates learn multiplication tables, he's learning the price of survival.
The only thing more embarrassing than getting cropped out of a photo is having your own staff post the original to prove you were there.
Somewhere a property developer is frantically explaining to a wrecking ball that his illegal fourth floor is just a very sturdy, sky-high terrace for birdwatching.
When your love story becomes someone else's proof of faith.
Jackie's fighting spirit is so strong, she's picking fights with the very people saving her life.
Nothing says 'I'll show you' like turning a lousy interview into a startup that calls out bias.
The #1 fry chain is so underground, its franchise strategy is just whispering about it to people you meet in line.
The only thing more predictable than a cruise ship buffet line is the destination triple-dipping on fees.
The boy who campaigned for organ donation just got his own new heart – talk about leading by example.
The flight ban lasted longer than the average lifespan of a mid-tier tech startup, so I guess we’re officially calling 1985 'recently enough' to ignore history.
Move over, Instagram dads — Sylas is the parenting influencer we never knew we needed.
When you're such a terrible politician that you have to apologise to a dog for wasting its time.
The 'ignore it and it'll go away' approach only works if you're a filing error, not a fraud suspect.
Trump treats the country like a personal brand — Democrats are just his unpaid focus group.
From rescue to residency in one good deed. Forget the paperwork—just dive in.
The only thing faster than our bureaucracy is the speed at which it suddenly remembers you exist the moment you stop eating.
Kennedy treating a public health crisis like a software bug is exactly why we stopped trusting the manual.
The irony of forcing a museum to teach patriotism is that it immediately becomes the most dishonest exhibit they've ever hosted.
That seventh tray of unidentifiable meat is the real reason your friends 'already ate before coming'.
A $4 frozen bag of 'Asian-inspired' is the closest most of us get to a Michelin star these days.
Finally, a job fair where 'eye roll' is a transferable skill.
The only place with more patience than the Char Dham queue is the office of the clerk who issues the appointment.
Paltu proved that 'mama' isn't a gender — it's a heart.
The only thing more reliable than the water tasting weird is the county spokesperson saying 'it's still safe to drink, we promise.'
The only thing longer than Expedia's 2026 Island Hot List is my 'maybe next year' bookmark folder.
Somewhere in that hole is every Angeleno's hope of on-time traffic.
The most dangerous thing in this country is a group of students reading the fundamental rights section of the constitution out loud.
She's about to learn that your 'work' is just where you go to scroll dating apps.
Being a royal is so exhausting that you literally need a PR team to coordinate your downtime.
Who knew the path to enlightenment was paved with disputed plots?
The only thing more absurd than a gag order at a university is the idea that it would actually stop anyone from talking.
Coffee: the only 'drug' where 5 doses a day is considered preventive medicine.
The one Delhi auto driver who doesn't negotiate the fare—because it's already zero.
The only thing more fake than the degrees is the Wi-Fi password.
When your graduation walk becomes a marathon you trained for every single day — this man aced it.
Roweena's kids didn't know Uber had a group rate for desert safaris.
The Centre showing more hospitality to a protest leader at Medanta than most people get at a public hospital is a level of irony that would make even a politician blush.
The taxi industry really out here acting like a toxic ex who will burn down the whole neighborhood just because their texts got left on read.
The only thing more controversial than tea temperature is which biscuit deserves the top spot.
Mexico gets a breakfast that actually tastes like it was made by someone who eats breakfast.
Getting thrown by a bison? That's a free story for life. The real injury is having to tell it at every Thanksgiving.
It says a lot about the state of democracy when the only group brave enough to stand against the establishment is one currently being hunted with giant cans of aerosol.
Spain is really out here treating a pack of cigarettes like it's a suspicious international treaty.