Entertainment news memes
Page 6 of the best entertainment news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real entertainment stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Lizzo's legal team is so effective they could get a restraining order filed against her own bad luck.

The ferret's already demanded a martini — shaken, not stirred, and a corner of the sofa to nap in.

Their idea of reconciliation is sending each other a thumbs-up emoji and calling it diplomacy.

A singular voice that bent jazz into new shapes has fallen silent, leaving a legacy of quiet power and innovation.

You know you're old when the new Harry Potter trailer makes you nostalgic for the last reboot.

Turns out his sexual orientation has the same seasonal release schedule as a mid-tier reality TV contract.

Somewhere, a very patient Oscar winner is teaching a masterclass in holding still while the world's most nervous paparazzo gets the shot.

Taylor Swift's next album will be about a golden retriever who snags the Super Bowl before Travis does.

The only thing she'll remember from the ceremony is how the photographer framed her out of every shot.

At 61, Pat Cash's serve is still lethal—but now it's for the vows, not the volleys.

Mel Gibson's apology is shorter than the ASL translation of it.

Giovanni walked into that studio like a man who forgot his own email password and the hosts were the security questions.

Spencer's probably Googling 'how to change a nappy' while Vogue handles the other three.

The creator of a horror legend has passed, leaving behind a legacy of fear.

The real luxury is making an intern queue for a toilet so a CEO never has to learn what a line feels like.

A community mourns a man who dedicated his life to saving others.

Man's been on tour longer than most marriages last, still can't find someone to marry.

Even the Hollywood Walk of Fame is jealous of Dolly's star power.

At this rate, the Tulsa King showrunner chair will outlive the actual King.

Nothing says 'reconciled' like calling your colleague a witch on national TV — truly the Nollywood way to bury the hatchet.

Mary Austin gets the entire estate so she could keep Freddie's cat company — the rest of us just get the biopic.

A girl who couldn't stand noise now belts out 'Jolene' — the only silence left is the room's when she hits the high note.

Palantir's founder staring at a 1,000-year-old tapestry: 'Cute, but could use more data.'

She may not have scored a point, but she made the whole planet agree on something—the most Olympic miracle of all.

Nothing says grand reopening like a pre-show announcement that the manager is a walking liability.

The withdrawal of high-profile lawyers signals a turning point, leaving the singer to confront a grave legal battle without the shield of celebrity.

The only thing more iconic than the Mona Lisa is this boomer single-handedly defeating the influencer-industrial complex with one strategic knee.

The only thing more committed than these couples is the 30-day non-disclosure agreement they sign on the way out.

That photographer just turned one screaming dad into the internet's favorite cautionary tale about mansplaining at a winery.

Celebs get sainthood for holding a door while we file taxes, floss, and still get called 'average.'

Kelly's the only one who lost weight and still lost a father

The only intimate confession here is that Ryan Gosling actually talks to her, unlike the rest of us who just stare at his abs.

Hollywood’s retirement plan is apparently just shaking the dust off every movie we actually liked until it turns into a tax write-off.

Nothing screams 'private relationship' like doing a press tour to announce how private it is.

The only thing more explosive than Trigger Point's plot is its ability to be completely forgotten by the time the next series airs.

Alex Winter trading Bill & Ted's time machine for Vichy's waiting room is the most brutal downgrade since Keanu swapped the bus for John Wick's dogs.

Meghan's moving checklist: moat, drawbridge, and a full-time royal apology hotline, because nothing says 'blending in' like a medieval fortress.

Wordle's been around longer than most marriages — and it's still more committed to showing up every day.

The only thing longer than the Fringe queues is the list of locals who've moved to Glasgow.

Andy Cohen interviewing a musician is like a goldfish interviewing a dolphin—both make sounds, only one knows what they mean.

The only thing sharper than Way of the Sword's blade is Capcom's memory that this franchise exists.

Family therapy's cheaper than a royal summit, but then again, so is a functioning monarchy.

Brandon and Courtney got the one thing Hinge never promised: a joint press conference.

Stealing a broken Pepsi machine to demand an audit — the most passive-aggressive Jedi move since Obi-Wan ghosted Maul.

Years of speculation, and the answer is a tattoo that reads like a 3 a.m. impulse buy at a mall kiosk.

Jim Curtis just gave the most relationship update ever: 'It's going.' — truly the Oscar speech of romance.

Somewhere in Norway tonight, a couple is arguing over whether to name their kid Franklin or Trevor.

The only thing tighter than this year's federal budget is the grip of joy at a festival that just made $20 million for women's health.

Someone greenlit a movie called 'The Run' and even the definition didn't stick around for the premiere.

Nothing says 'I invested in a mental health app' like suing the only part of it that ever showed up to work.

Andersen turned Dickens' home into a real-life fairy tale—too bad it was 'The Little Mermaid' and he was the sea witch.

When you know instantly but your legal team needs a timeline.

Harry's been waiting for that apology so long, the Palace's official response is now just a shrug emoji.

Nothing says 'we're not jealous' like fleeing the country when your brother's in town.

Nothing says 'I'm not bitter' like founding a federal censorship committee because a band wouldn't let you pet the leather pants.

The only place where the host is the smartest person in the room and still can't get a word in.

Days of Thunder actor demands Nicole Kidman return for a sequel that nobody asked for — the only hostage negotiation where the hostage is the audience.

Tony Lewis went from watching boats to belting shanties — retirement's wild now.

DraftKings paid $69.5M to show you two celebrities in a hot car so you'll forget they're just a casino with a better logo.

We’ve finally reached the point where the working class pays for the privilege of auditioning for their own replacements.