Entertainment news memes
Page 7 of the best entertainment news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real entertainment stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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We’ve finally reached the point where the working class pays for the privilege of auditioning for their own replacements.
Jeff Swenson's comics are like my group chat: starts normal, ends with someone explaining why they're a cat.
Randy Quaid deciding who's sexy for a sequel no one asked for is like a Blockbuster employee critiquing Netflix's algorithm.
James Gunn's contract extension is the DCU equivalent of staying in a toxic relationship because the breakup paperwork is too long.
Sebastian's next project: a sequel to his wedding vows, 'The Fast and the Curiouser.'
Apple TV+ greenlights a multiverse show because one timeline wasn't enough for Blake Lively to be insufferable.
Imagine being praised for waving so well that you're deemed worthy of ruling a country.
Rockstar could release a screenshot of a traffic light and we'd treat it like the Super Bowl.
Doja Cat's music taste is like a Venn diagram where one circle is just Keith Urban's 2004 hit.
It's the OnlyFans of career moves: you strip down to sequins and pray someone still remembers your name.
Thea and Elijah holding hands is the closest any of us will get to a romantic plot twist this year.
Leah Remini joining RHOBH is her realest role yet—playing the only one who's actually left a cult.
Their relationship timeline is shorter than a Sabrina Carpenter song, and those are like 2 minutes long.
Their PR team deserves a raise for convincing us a couple this cute was 'just colleagues' for five years.
When you're trying to find inner peace but the flowers keep asking for a firmware update.
At 85, Donna Mills is out-earning my entire generation with foot pics, while I can't even get my landlord to fix the leaky faucet.
Olivia Rodrigo's festival did more for women in one weekend than my entire dating history.
Hollywood's version of workplace injury: instead of a lawsuit, you get a cool story and a lisp for life.
Lawrenson predicting the show's death is like a ghost giving a eulogy at his own funeral — except the ghost still gets a pension.
The only thing more rock and roll than Olivia Rodrigo is Melinda French Gates doubling her donation like it’s a mic drop.
Brooklyn Beckham's posting bed selfies to prove he's loved, but all I see is a grown man throwing a tantrum in a duvet fort.
He's been on the show for years and I still can't pick him out of a police lineup.
Kacey Musgraves didn't set the stage on fire—the stage just couldn't handle how cool she was.
Simon's recovery bed is the only seat in Hollywood where someone else gets to be the judge.
ITV's revival pitch: 'We've got a proven format and a man who once told a child their dog died on live TV.'
She's already hypnotized—into the only relationship where the therapist gets free PR and she never has to say 'I do.'
Lawrenson's the only one who can see the show's future is bleak because he's been watching the same punditry for forty years.
The man who made Gordon Ramsay cry is now making us all cry with a debut single — some chefs just can't handle being off the heat.
Hugh Saetia's brush strokes heal hearts, one canvas at a time.
17 going on 45, just like her lawyers' hourly rate.
At 54, Carmen Electra has found the only diet where the food is less appetizing than the person eating it.
Target's apology had as much heat as a Halloween costume flame — all polyester, no burn.
The only ring she's getting is the one around his finger — and the one around the party's campaign promises.
The Voice UK's biggest twist: a coach whose chair doesn't spin until the song ends.
Danish amnesia thriller: because remembering your past is overrated, but remembering to gaslight is essential.
Nothing says 'I'm still young' like a $4,000 ambulance ride after crowd surfing to a band you've never heard of.
Metallica lost count of their own sequels, which is exactly the kind of effort you'd expect from a band whose last good idea was in 1990.
A hoax that targeted a public figure ends in a guilty plea, a reminder that deception has consequences.
Kevin McCallister left Home Alone because he was molested by make-believe burglars, so he became a rock star to escape the trauma.
Anne Hathaway signed on for the script; Tom Cruise signed on for the movie.
Jacob Elordi just got cast as the lead in Kendall Jenner's life — the role requires standing still and looking expensive.
Nothing says 'we won' like a studio executive eating a giant bowl of humble pie.
Kylie's womb has a more active press cycle than most countries' elections.
Dynamic pricing based on life expectancy is just Ticketmaster's way of saying 'yolo' for millionaires.
When Wolverine's healing factor can't sell a Manhattan flat, maybe it's not the price—it's the neighbors.
HBO Max has so much content that choosing a show now requires a therapist, a spreadsheet, and a séance to contact the person I was before I opened the app.
Finally, a runway as famous as the woman who's had two of them for 50 years.
A $400 toy that just stands there looking cool is still more reliable than EA's servers.
Sacha Baron Cohen keeps getting banned for being too edgy, but the real joke is a country that gave us Benny Hill drawing the line at 'Booyakasha.'
She survived 14-hour bakes, now she's writing books—her readers will need a soggy-bottom warning.
Nothing says 'I'm a serious actor' like pretending to be shocked when your friend stabs you for £100k.
Garrett Clark just committed a felony by making golf look fun, and the PGA is now drafting a law against joy.
The Oscars are just a professional wrestling league for people who wear turtlenecks.
The only thing that fell harder than Tim McGraw was his promise to be on time.
When the Spider-Man call is literally 'we don't need you anymore,' you know your spidey-sense is broken.
Travis Kelce is out here winning the Super Bowl of relationship timelines while the Chiefs' defense is still stuck in the first quarter.
When you realize the GTA 6 release date is closer to the heat death of the universe than to GTA 5's launch.
The loss of a dog is the loss of a daily presence whose absence reshapes a home.
Ben Affleck's alimony checks are longer than his Oscar speech for Argo.
Electric Picnic 2026: where fans pay €300 to stand in a field that's been through more than they have.