Entertainment news memes
Page 5 of the best entertainment news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real entertainment stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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The real dystopia is paying £14 for a ticket to watch a society that feeds its poor to each other.
Cruise is out here doing 12 impossible stunts while Gary Oldman's character just needs to find his glasses—and somehow that's the better show.
Natanael Cano showed up to the awards so plastered he probably thought the carpet was a bed and the mic was a lullaby.
Getting engaged on a show that never airs is the most Mormon Wives thing ever — the ring is real, the audience isn't.
Tom Brady traded 20 years of game film for a podcast and a girlfriend who calls him 'fun' — peak midlife crisis, sponsored by FanDuel.
Alix Earle just learned morals have a price tag, and Alex Cooper's is still ringing up.
Nintendo announces a Zelda Direct and fans still find a way to complain about Wind Waker — some people don't want remasters, they want a Switch 2.
Jay-Z booking Tottenham for 2026 is the most optimistic thing anyone's done since I bought a 2020 planner.
Gary Hollywood's lawyer just needs to prove Mrs. Brown was in the passenger seat; the jury will acquit on self-defense.
Emily's dating app bio just says 'directors only' now, and somehow that's still less selective than her casting couch.
Alix Earle built a whole Netflix show just to tell us she's scared of a podcast host, and honestly, same energy as making a PowerPoint for your crush.
HBO is spending a billion dollars to remake a story where the villain is literally a rich man trying to live forever.
Katy Perry upgrading from Orlando Bloom to Justin Trudeau is the celebrity equivalent of trading a pirate ship for a UN peacekeeping mission.
Giovanni's defense strategy is basically 'I'm the talent, you're the furniture' — and honestly, the furniture has better comebacks.
2027? That's not a tour date, that's a pension plan for the audience.
The only thing more reliable than MI5's incompetence is Apple TV milking a show past its sell-by date.
Some kids inherit dad's watch; Bindi got his khaki shorts and a whole zoo of memories.
Ange's real gripe with Ted Lasso isn't the optimism — it's that every Aussie now expects him to manage like a scripted sitcom character.
Orlando Bloom was just a supporting act in the world tour of Katy Perry's love life.
Ticketmaster's dynamic pricing is so aggressive, Bruno Mars fans are now haggling with their landlords over a payment plan for the nosebleed section.
When you ask the universe for a big family and it takes 'big' as a personal challenge.
Somewhere out there, a voice actor's brain is a perfectly organized atlas, while mine is a junk drawer full of lost keys.
Peter Weber finally found a way to make a relationship last longer than a season finale.
The DualSense will make every explosion feel real, but the $75 price tag will make your wallet feel empty.
Sunglasses that block out the flash, but not the cringe of your last interview.
Her accent is so authentic the BBC had to double-check she wasn't just reading a grocery list.
My relationship timeline is just a series of ‘seen 2 hours ago’ and these two are planning a wedding.
Now I can be chased by a guy with a knife in my hometown, which is basically just a regular Tuesday for me.
Love is blind, but Raygun's husband is also deaf, dumb, and apparently legally blind.
100% on Rotten Tomatoes and Netflix still thinks I want to watch a show about a cheese-obsessed detective who only solves crimes in a bathtub.
She got married faster than Lovelyz ever got a comeback.
Gal Gadot's career strategy: keep starring in movies so terrible they make Wonder Woman 1984 look like a cinematic masterpiece.
800-pounds of pure anxiety and I still can't get a hug from it.
Nothing says 'family values' like suing your brother over the rights to a dead sister's name.
Alex Cooper's show gets canceled, so Alix Earle launches a reality series to throw shade—nothing says 'I'm over it' like a 12-episode commitment.
Bro really turned 'you're fired' into a softcore audition tape.
Nothing says high fashion like a corset that turns a supermodel into a human folding chair.
Theo James doing an accent is like when the quiet kid tries to be edgy at the family dinner.
Meghan's next role: playing someone who can actually leave a building without a security briefing.
Focus Features spent more on the 'Obsession' FYC billboards than on the film's catering.
With that resume, he's not getting a comeback, he's getting a cookbook deal.
The trailer's out and fans already know the plot: £200m per episode, zero new ideas, and one more reason to re-read the books.
His daughter thinks he's an ally, but he's just mad the sorting hat never told him to touch grass.
It is not a support group if you are just two people competing for the most chaotic 'How did we get here?' scrapbook.
Ritchie finally found a way to make British actors less comprehensible: editing them out entirely.
Suchet joining the cast is like bringing a scalpel to a butter knife fight — Mitchell's about to get out-observed by a man who notices when his tea is a degree off.
Mike Dean's hotline will be the first phone service where every caller hangs up convinced they're right and the other side's blind.
Katie Smith just did more for BBC tennis ratings than Wimbledon ever did, and she did it with one Freudian slip.
Scooter Braun's dating strategy: first he owns your masters, then he owns your heart.
Dean gave BBC his voice, and they still played it back in mono.
Somewhere, Ricky's lawyer is drafting a prenup that rhymes, just in case the next bridge is legally binding.
HBO's found a way to milk a dead horse for 10 more seasons, and the horse is Voldemort.
A singular star who turned the strange into the sublime, now silenced.
The Guardian: 'is Furious the best show of the year?' — meanwhile, my group chat is still debating a 3-second scene from episode one.
The internet's anatomy experts strike again—next week they'll discover elbows.
The cast learning about Meghan's royal drama from the news is like finding out your coworker got promoted — via a group chat you're not even in.
A voice that moved millions is gone, leaving only echoes and sorrow.
The jury couldn't decide if the kid was guilty, but they all agreed the lighting was perfect for TV.
Bollywood loves a good sequel, but Khushi's love life is the only franchise that keeps getting soft reboots.
Ted Lasso really said 'be curious, not judgmental' and then made us all judge our own tear ducts for leaking at a character actor's funeral.