Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities

Bruce Etheridge, a Chicago father, expressed extreme excitement over complimentary food and drinks provided in a Blackhawks box suite. He instructed his children to consume as much as possible, including hot dogs, nachos, and beer, while noting the tickets cost $250 each. Etheridge also attempted to photograph a local weatherman seated nearby to document their presence at the game.

Source: Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities — The Onion

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 23, 2026.