Business news memes
Page 4 of the best business news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real business stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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United staff really decided that a customer service complaint is the perfect time to try out for a guest spot on a dystopian surveillance state.
Nothing builds national security quite like demanding independence from Beijing while staring into a smartphone that was definitely assembled in Shenzhen.
The only thing more fragile than the US-Canada trade relationship is the collective blood pressure of a suburban dad trying to calculate the new price of maple syrup.
At $4 a gallon, I'm starting to think my car is funding the conflict.
That’s not a salary, that’s a 'survivor’s guilt' down payment.
Archer is really out here trying to turn the morning commute into a tactical drone strike.
The only thing more elusive than the N1.35 billion is the defence lawyer.
Hungary's revolving door: minister one day, BYD executive the next.
The most satisfying math in corporate history is the kind that ends up in an ex-employee's pocket.
It is truly adorable that these companies thought they could just buy every screen in existence without someone finally checking their homework.
Imagine being the person who thought giving JetBlue more opportunities to strand people in New York was the solution to a national crisis.
The Indiana Statehouse just proved that their primary legislative priority is protecting us all from the existential threat of a double-entendre cheeseburger.
Capitalism: where you can bribe the lifeguard to throw you a life preserver you already paid for.
Paying a crore in taxes only to realize you're just the ATM for the system's favorite charity cases is a special kind of existential horror.
Turns out the secret to modern-day success was hidden in the pantry all along.
AliExpress really heard the global demand for 'cheaper than dirt' and decided to throw 'safety regulations' into the incinerator just to meet the shipping deadline.
The marketing team really looked at a focus group and thought the best engagement strategy was to start a fight with the audience.
We really let ourselves have a full-blown lettuce-based panic attack over a clerical error.
It's genuinely refreshing to see high-tech solar power focused on a 3-watt lightbulb instead of just another billionaire's space obsession.
Korean retail traders just discovered the hard way that 'buy the dip' is really just a sophisticated way of saying 'set your money on fire for charity'.
The only thing more transparent than this business model is the fact that he knows exactly who's going to hit 'subscribe' first.
It takes a special kind of talent to turn a standard business dispute into a global geopolitical conspiracy on live television.
Following Wall Street advice is just a polite way of asking a guy in an expensive suit to light your money on fire for you.
Nothing says 'sovereignty' quite like getting an invoice for the assets you just seized.
Turns out the secret to landing your dream job is simply having the patience of a saint and the stamina of an endurance athlete.
Turns out the most effective way to spark a 100 billion yuan cultural renaissance is just having a six-year-old billionaire wear a tiger bag to a state dinner.
Imagine being so rich you buy the bank, only to get rejected by the same automated form that ruins everyone else's Tuesday.
If you ever wondered if your desk is 'overlapping,' just know that Samsung considers your entire salary a redundant feature.
Korean banks are basically the toxic ex who senses you’re finally leaving and suddenly starts buying you flowers.
Texas will secede for a lot of things, but they'll apparently die for a franchise-exclusive basket of breaded meat that nobody outside a 500-mile radius is even allowed to crave.
The only thing more impressively consistent than their refusal to improve is their ability to stay open despite literally nobody asking for it.
Turns out, three decades of expert Italian craftsmanship was just one viral kitten heel away from a total retail Renaissance.
Most people spend their twenties trying to find their keys, but Yona spent hers learning how to bypass every lock in New York City.
We're outsourcing our economic predictions to a toaster oven that occasionally hallucinates interest rate hikes.
Somewhere, a consultant is drafting a 50-page report on why hiring outside the box is also, somehow, their idea.
Somewhere, a dad is nodding, thinking 'See? I told you a new boss fixes everything.'
My car's AI just threatened to refuse to drive me to work if the traffic was 'too boring'.
My 401k also touches the sky, right before it plummets.
Turns out a billion dollars is a great 'get well soon' card.
America: 'We need skilled workers!' Also America: 'jk, we're full, try next year, maybe.'
Somewhere, a low-level IRS agent is weeping softly into their tax code book.
Somewhere, a government clerk is having a really nice day.
Somehow, this is the most exciting thing to happen in Hong Kong since the invention of the escalator.
We're paying $1M for a jacket so AI can finally learn to code.
Finally, a politician who understands the true meaning of 'painfully complex spreadsheets'.
Somewhere, a consultant is pitching Taco Bell's new "Parasite Pass" loyalty program.
Nobody expected Europe's plan to beat China in EVs to involve asking China for tech support.
This is the economic equivalent of chopping off your legs and then complaining you can't run a marathon.
Some scams are so pathetic, even the scammers are ignoring them.
Erewhon's selling $12 water so you can feel closer to God, or at least their tax bracket.
Somewhere a junior engineer is already drafting the legal document to sue Meta for stealing his idea of asking AI where his keys are.
Finally, some infrastructure news that isn't a bridge collapsing.
ANTHROPIC PREACHED AI SAFETY. NOW IT NEEDS META'S COMPUTE.
Somewhere a trust fund kid is explaining how 'hard work' got him his first million.
Somewhere, a venture capitalist is taking notes: 'Monetizing suffering, but make it ethical healthcare.'
Somewhere, a TikTok dances about the price of gas.
Apple sold us a privacy feature that apparently just leaks our data to the people it's supposed to hide it from. Peak tech innovation.
Somewhere, a CEO is taking notes on how to make 'drought' the next hot market trend.
Somewhere, a lawyer is explaining why 'temporary restraining order' is not, in fact, temporary.
CAN CHATGPT OUTPERFORM A MONKEY WITH A DARTBOARD?