Badenoch is treating the justice system like a subscription service she forgot to cancel before the free trial ended.
Kemi Badenoch demands emergency pause on early prison release scheme
Kemi Badenoch has demanded emergency legislation to halt the government's early release scheme, arguing it threatens public safety and was poorly implemented. Her intervention follows reports of released offenders reoffending immediately, forcing her to pivot from opposition critic to emergency policymaker as the system cracks under pressure.
Source: Kemi Badenoch demands emergency pause on early prison release scheme — BBC
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