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Former Aide Breaks Silence on Relationship with Gavin Newsom
Ruby Rippey, who worked as an aide to Gavin Newsom during his tenure as San Francisco Mayor, has spoken publicly about their past consensual affair. The relationship, which occurred two decades ago while Newsom was married, has resurfaced as a reminder of the political scandals of his early career.
Source: Former Aide Breaks Silence on Relationship with Gavin Newsom — NYT US
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 29, 2026.
Topics: gavinnewsom · politics · california · scandal
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