His loyalty is like my gym membership—renews every time a better offer shows up.
Dons' 'Tempting' Offer Tests Breakout Dog's Loyalty
Essendon has tabled a 'more than tempting' offer for a breakout Western Bulldogs player, testing his loyalty amid trade talks. The Dons' pitch could lure the young star across town, sparking a bidding war that Bulldogs officials are scrambling to counter as the trade period heats up.
Source: Dons' 'Tempting' Offer Tests Breakout Dog's Loyalty — SEN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 5, 2026.
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