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Speeding driver loses car to impound, then loses the taxi for the same reason
A driver pulled over for excessive speed on the Sea to Sky Highway had his vehicle impounded. He then hailed a taxi — which was promptly stopped and impounded for the same offence, leaving him stranded with no car and no ride.
Source: Speeding driver loses car to impound, then loses the taxi for the same reason — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 11, 2026.
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