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F1's Bernie Ecclestone held over shotgun at airport
Bernie Ecclestone, the 93-year-old former Formula 1 boss, was detained by Portuguese authorities after a shotgun was found on his private jet. He was questioned and released, avoiding charges. The incident adds to his long history of legal scrapes, but at 93, he's still making headlines.
Source: F1's Bernie Ecclestone held over shotgun at airport — Nine.com.au
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