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Pensioners attack Devon traffic lights over wild 'deadly weapon' claims
A group of pensioners in a Devon village has been tampering with local traffic lights, claiming the signals are a 'deadly weapon' aimed at pedestrians. Police say the sabotage has caused signal failures and near-misses at the junction. No injuries have been reported, and officers are reviewing CCTV footage as they decide whether to pursue charges.
Source: Pensioners attack Devon traffic lights over wild 'deadly weapon' claims — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 11, 2026.
Topics: devon · trafficlights · pensioners · nottheonion · uknews · wildnews · viraluk
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