burglar left with a squeaky duck and a best friend
Golden retriever brings toys to the intruder who breaks into his house
A Golden Retriever in a family home greeted an intruder not with barks but with toys, reportedly bringing the man a series of playthings as he broke in. The dog's tail-wagging hospitality turned the would-be robbery into an impromptu playdate, and the intruder reportedly left without taking anything of value. The breed's famously friendly temperament means most Goldens fail at guard duty entirely.
Source: Golden retriever brings toys to the intruder who breaks into his house — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 20, 2026.
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