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13-Year-Old German Arrested After Joyride in Father's Car
A 13-year-old boy in Germany took his father's car without permission and led police on a high-speed chase before officers stopped and arrested him. No one was injured in the pursuit. The boy, below Germany's minimum driving age of 18, was taken into custody and later released to his parents, who reportedly had no idea the car was gone.
Source: 13-Year-Old German Arrested After Joyride in Father's Car — De Telegraaf
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