Aaron Rodgers has the exact energy of a man who corners you at a party to explain why the moon isn't real.
Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Bulk of Pittsburgh Steelers Visit Being Lectured by Aaron Rodgers About Chemtrails
Dalton Kelley, a Pittsburgh Make-A-Wish kid who spent 18 months fighting cancer, visited Steelers camp hoping to meet linebacker TJ Watt. Instead, 42-year-old quarterback Aaron Rodgers spent most of the visit lecturing him about chemtrails, seed oils, and beef tallow, warning him not to trust his family and telling him to 'exhale the diseases away.' Kelley said he prefers Kenny Pickett. GM Omar Khan offered him a 'Steeler for Life' contract if he could tolerate Rodgers, who at press time was showing the boy the Zapruder film in the film room.
Source: Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Bulk of Pittsburgh Steelers Visit Being Lectured by Aaron Rodgers About Chemtrails — The Hard Times
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