I've been in this car for forty minutes and I'm legally common-law with a stranger now.
Holy Fucking Shit! There's Been a Person in This Parked Car Next to Me the Entire Time
A driver waiting in a parked car realizes there is a person sitting silently in the passenger seat of the Toyota Camry beside them. After a panicked internal monologue about singing, farting, and whether the stranger is a pervert, a car-dweller, or a drug dealer, a second person walks up holding what looks like a bag of pills, gets in, and the Camry drives off. The writer then resumes singing the Phil Collins song from Tarzan.
Source: Holy Fucking Shit! There's Been a Person in This Parked Car Next to Me the Entire Time — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 19, 2026.
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