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Mountain Lion Runs Wild on Streets of San Francisco
A mountain lion was spotted roaming the streets of San Francisco, prompting a chase through the city before wildlife officials caught the animal and carried it to safety. No injuries were reported. Carter Evans filed the report.
Source: Mountain Lion Runs Wild on Streets of San Francisco — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 19, 2026.
Topics: mountainlion · sanfrancisco · wildlife · citylife · california · animals · viral
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