Knees are gonna file a formal complaint with the federation before kickoff
Rafa Márquez won't rule out calling himself up to keep the surprises coming
Rafa Márquez, newly appointed head coach of the Mexican national team, left Raúl Jiménez, Alexis Vega, César Huerta, Edson Álvarez and goalkeeper Carlos Acevedo out of his first squad and left one roster spot unexplained. He told reporters he still has "surprises" planned and did not rule out calling himself up, saying he can still play 20 minutes without ice. People close to him say he has already begun weighing which position he would occupy.
Source: Rafa Márquez won't rule out calling himself up to keep the surprises coming — El Deforma
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