0-65 handicap but the horse is on 100mg of something
Queensland's 0-65 Handicap: where every horse is one bad run from a new career
Racing Queensland's APG Workforce 0-65 Handicap, a 1400m thoroughbred race for horses rated 65 or below, runs at a Queensland track on Saturday 19 September 2026. The race is sponsored by workforce firm APG under the state body's official calendar. Fields, barrier draws and final acceptances are confirmed in the days before the meeting. The 0-65 band limits the race to mid and lower-rated gallopers, with prize money counting toward each runner's official rating.
Source: Queensland's 0-65 Handicap: where every horse is one bad run from a new career — Racing Queensland
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 19, 2026.
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